Sometimes it's a bad thing to have a dirty mind. I was in line behind a nice looking guy in the grocery store this afternoon. He was holding a small cucumber and a can of Reddi-Whip.

I didn't say a word, but my mind had a million things filthy to say.

I bit a big hole in my lip and checked out...laughing my ass off...matter of fact, I laughed all the way home.

Dirty mind or easily amused? Hmm.....